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"Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings."translate "But I'm only going to get this one chance."translate "Something's wrong, I can feel it."translate Six minutes. Six minutes. Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on!translate "Just a feeling I've got. Like something's about to happen but I don't know what. If that means what I think it means we're in trouble, big trouble; and if he is as bananas as you say I'm not taking any chances."translate "You are just what the doc ordered."translate I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap Godtranslate All my people from the front to the back nod, back nodtranslate Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?translate They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bottranslate But for me to rap like a computer it must be in my genestranslate I got a laptop in my back pockettranslate My pen'll go off when I half-cock ittranslate Got a fat knot from that rap profittranslate Made a livin' and a killin' off ittranslate Ever since Bill Clinton was still in officetranslate With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsacktranslate I'm an MC still as honesttranslate But as rude and as indecent as all helltranslate Syllables, skill-a-holic (kill 'em all with)translate This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hoptranslate You don't really wanna get into a pissin' matchtranslate With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC in the back of the Ac'translate Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yacktranslate And at the exact same time, I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicin' thattranslate I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' tabletranslate Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in halftranslate Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the facttranslate How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombstranslate Feel my wrath of attacktranslate Rappers are havin' a rough time period, here's a maxi padtranslate It's actually disastrously bad for the wacktranslate While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpièce 'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap Godtranslate All my people from the front to the back nod, back nodtranslate Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?translate Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, that hardtranslate Everybody want the key and the secrettranslate To rap immortality like I have gottranslate Well, to be truthful the blueprint'stranslate Simply rage and youthful exuberancetranslate Everybody loves to root for a nuisancetranslate Hit the Earth like an asteroidtranslate Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (Pew!)translate MCs get taken to school with this musictranslate 'Cause I use it as a vehicle to "bus the rhyme"translate Now I lead a new school full of studentstranslate Me? I'm a product of Rakimtranslate Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Rentranslate Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slimtranslate Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a positiontranslate To meet Run–D.M.C., induct them Into the motherfuckin' Rock and Roll Hall of Fametranslate Even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flamestranslate Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fametranslate On the wall of shametranslate You fags think it's all a game, 'til I walk a flock of flamestranslate Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'?translate Little gay-lookin' boytranslate So gay I can barely say it with a straight face, lookin' boytranslate You're witnessin' a massacretranslate Like you're watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boytranslate "Oy vey, that boy's gay!"—that's all they say, lookin' boy You get a thumbs up, pat on the backtranslate And a "way to go" from your label every day, lookin' boytranslate Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy?translate I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, lookin' boytranslate I'ma work for everything I have, never ask nobody for shittranslate Get outta my face, lookin' boy!translate Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capabletranslate Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause— I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap Godtranslate All my people from the front to the back nod, back nodtranslate The way I'm racin' around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCARtranslate Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash Godtranslate Kneel before General Zodtranslate This planet's Krypton—no, Asgard, Asgard So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin تو توور خواهی بود و من ادین You rodent, I'm omnipotenttranslate Let off, then I'm reloadin'translate Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'translate And I should not be wokentranslate I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head, a zombie floatin'translate But I got your mom deep-throatin'translate I'm out my Ramen Noodletranslate We have nothin' in common, poodletranslate I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupiltranslate It's me, my honesty's brutaltranslate But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do thoughtranslate For good at least once in a whiletranslate So I wanna make sure, somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymestranslate To maybe try to help get some people through tough timestranslate But I gotta keep a few punchlinestranslate Just in case, 'cause even you unsignedtranslate Rappers are hungry lookin' at me like it's lunchtimetranslate I know there was a time where once Itranslate Was king of the undergroundtranslate But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grindtranslate So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combinetranslate Appeal with the skin color of minetranslate You get too big and here they come tryin'translate To censor you like that one linetranslate I said on "I'm Back" from The Mathers LP 1 when Itranslate Tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbinetranslate Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a 9translate See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'mtranslate Morphin' into an immortal, comin' through the portaltranslate You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 thoughtranslate And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme fortranslate You're pointless as Rapunzel with fuckin' cornrowstranslate You write normal? Fuck being normal!translate And I just bought a new Raygun from the futuretranslate Just to come and shoot ya, like when Fabolous made Ray J madtranslate 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather's padtranslate Singin' to a man while they played pianotranslate Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channeltranslate So Ray J went straight to the radio stationtranslate The very next day, "Hey Fab, I'ma kill you!"translate Lyrics comin' at you at supersonic speed (J.J. Fad)translate Uh, summa-lumma, dooma-lumma, you assumin' I'm a humantranslate What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhumantranslate Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you andtranslate I'm devastating, more than ever demonstratingtranslate How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitatingtranslate Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waitingtranslate For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebratingtranslate 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivatedtranslate I make elevating music, you make elevator musictranslate "Oh, he's too mainstream."translate Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse ittranslate "It's not hip-hop, it's pop,"—'cause I found a hella way to fuse it With rock, shock rap with Doctranslate Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose ittranslate "I don't know how to make songs like thattranslate I don't know what words to use."translate Let me know when it occurs to youtranslate While I'm rippin' any one of these verses that versus youtranslate It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' youtranslate How many verses I gotta murder totranslate Prove that if you were half as nicetranslate Your songs you could sacrifice virgins to?translate Ungh, school flunky, pill junkietranslate But look at the accolades these skills brung metranslate Full of myself, but still hungrytranslate I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind totranslate And I'm a million leagues above youtranslate Ill when I speak in tongues, but it's still tongue-in-cheek fuck you!translate I'm drunk—so, Satan, take the fucking wheel I'ma sleep in the front seattranslate Bumpin' Heavy D and the Boyz, still "Chunky but Funky"translate But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and strugglingtranslate Angels fight with devils, and here's what they want from metranslate They're askin' me to eliminate some of the women hatetranslate But if you take into consideration the bitter hatredtranslate I have, then you may be a little patienttranslate And more sympathetic to the situationtranslate And understand the discriminationtranslate But fuck it, life's handin' you lemons? Make lemonade then!translate But if I can't batter the womentranslate How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?translate Don't mistake him for Satan; it's a fatal mistaketranslate If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacationtranslate To trip a broad, and make her fall on her face andtranslate Don't be a retard! Be a king? Think nottranslate Why be a king when you can be a God?translate